What a night! Escaped a Suriel. Confirmed my hunky/horrible captor is in fact a High Lord! 🥵 Killed some bitches in the Forrest. Cut to Tamlin found my I can’t read good list of words from the trash. Embarrassing 😳. Who the fuck is screaming? Ah Tam hauling in some gutted fae from the summer court. Dude has no wings! Lucien has a war flashback. Feyre consoles blue man insisting on “cataloging” his colors and how she can’t paint the textures… Fey tells Tam she wants to paint “there’s a GALLERY?!?” Duh girl this is a magical land even if there wasn’t dude is gonna make a gallery just for you. 🚩The gallery is like the beasts library. We can’t rip beauty and the beast off without one upping it with a gallery too! Speaking of beauty and the Beast… Where are all the servants?!? We only have Alice (Mrs. Potts?) Does that make Lucien = Lumiere or Cogsworth?lol. Lastly, we get a bit more backstory with a joke thrown in. Loves to get his hair brushed? Even I chuckled at that. Well done girl! Our Fey is loosening up! Turns out Lucien killed his own brother. Confirmation that dude was in fact a HOE! Had a bunch of fun at the expense of disappointing his father and family name (trope) and had a forbidden love. (Not surprising, fae be like that) If you’re shocked that humans and fae fought side by side you must be new here. (where have I heard that before 🤔 clone wars/lotr) oh and Prythian starlight swim team? Hello nurse! Too bad SJM killed most independent makers from making cool merch and leaned into bigger brands making AI slop goods cause a Prythian Swim team shirt could go fucking hard.
Hunches: I’m getting more and more convinced that there is a LOT of glamouring going on. like lots and lots of it. An abundance of it. I think the whole story of her family being safe is an illusion. They are either dead or in a glamour being actually just in some dungeon somewhere. Who knows. But its a thought that keeps crossing my mind.