Just for shits and giggles I started off today with re-listening to the end of Chapter 27. It’s not as hot or as long (hey-OH! 🍆 thats a dick joke) As I re-membered (he said member) Like “Reginald’s quivering member” IYKYK… Ok ok. enough enough. Not like Fey couldn’t get enough. Bah-BOOM! CHA! 🥁 We start off by getting dressed to GTFO of Prythian and head back to muggle town and see where we left ye-ol’family. There was of course the emotional good-bye that wasnt much of a goodbye but more of a see you later with 🚩Tam saying “I love you” but Fey not returning the same. “No Stairway? Denied!” And our girl was off in her carriage queue “old town road” Of course she got glamoured into sleeping and woke up when they arrived at her new mansion on the other side.
Now that she’s apparently safe from the Blight. She gets to see her sisters again Elain is happy to see her, Nesta confirmed is still being a Bitch and dad? Well the old cripple is not even there to greet her. The old Jackass is off somewhere. Or he was and hes so meaningless to me I could give two shits about is crippled useless ass. Elain gives Fey a tour of her garden and fills her in on all the gossip and Nesta is broody and just leering. I bet she listens to emo music played on a lute. I fucking love her. Anyway. Made up story about why Fey was away works. They are throwing a ball because she’s back. Dad is consumed with counting coin and whatnot. Theres lots of details here. How Tam found dads “lost ships” (bet they wern’t really lost in the first place). How rich Fey is now. How she gave money to the poor. Nesta not ending up with the boy from the town. Isaac ending up with another girl. But the 🔑 updates is that Nesta didn’t get glamoured like the rest of the fam. It all comes to ahead in a chat with Fey. She thought she was crazy. Naw girl your trauma is real. Then Fey teaches her to paint? WTF? Anyhoo. Nesta hates dad, has always hated dad for basically caring more about work than saving her when she got sick (I bet there is more to that story) but he seems to be consumed with money and fortune and his middle child. Oh and that fake name Fey gave Rhys? Yeah he came and torched their house and killed the family. But don’t worry Dad wants to buy the land now. Lolz. What a guy. In the end. Nesta tells Fey to GTFO and she’s like BET! so again with more acquired knives and a braided hairdo she’s off to Prythian. Nesta says she’ll GTFO too cause and I quote “FUCK THIS PLACE!” It’s there in the book I swear! Cauldron boil me! Anyway. Thats not the last we see of her I’ll bet. She’s too mean and broody. I bet she gets some magical powers. I bet they all do! Well the important ones anyway.
Fey makes it to Prythian. Yeehaw. and back to the manor. Thrashed. Looks like another kegger turned rager turned fight night. She finds Mrs Potts and she starts to tell her the whole deal with everything. the whole back story on Amanda and what not. Side note: Look I know her name is Amarantha. But that shit is:
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Cauldron help me. So its Amanda from now on. Deal with it. Maybe even Mandy. So Mandy is a mean ol’bitch from the old days. Alis (proper spelling apparently) explains the whole curse cause Mandy couldn’t get with Tam… 🍆 The whole thing is a scam. I’m halfway through her telling of the backstory so I’m sure its just getting good. More tomorrow I suppose. An abrupt ending I know. But thats how we get cha. Cliffhanger…
Hunches: This shit ain’t going to end well for Tamlin. Lucien will land on his feet but will still have the best catchphrases. Rhys will eventually be the best guy a Fae can be. Everybody will become magical. Mandy will kill lots of things. Lots of books left. Whew!